dave algebra class
January 8, 2026 at 3:46:45 AM
anything recommendations (music, food, shows, etc.):
listen to Dave and Bambi 3.0 Fanmod - Experiment (this is not to be funny UTS SO PEAK also listen to BITE (Dave and Muko remix)
A long time ago [4], Bambi was a god known as Lord Bambi, or simply the lord to his followers. He had a religious following known as the Bambi religion. Lord Bambi was a being of many eyes and because of this, according to his followers, very wise due to having "seen almost everything". [5][6] His eyes represented his wisdom. [7] Madden was his prophet, and it was only the privilege of prophets to be able to refer to him directly by his name, Bambi, lest this was disrespectful. [8]
One day, Lord Bambi delivered a worrying prophecy to Madden that he will remove one of his eyes every day[9] to ensure "the Golden One" would have a bright future. [10][11] In another resource, it is implied that Bambi had also spoken about "the unnamable [sic]" [12], referring to Expunged, likely in the context that the Golden One is fated to be the key to defeating them. [13] Bambi did not tell Madden that the Golden One is Tristan [14], but did tell him that if he does not do this, the future will be dark[15], and he must do this to save them (the Bambi religion, or perhaps everyone). [16] It is unknown why removing his eyes would save anyone, or ensure Tristan has a "bright future", and remains one of the most mysterious elements of the 3.0b lore. Nonetheless, it is deeply significant to the following events in the story. Lord Bambi warned that he would become less wise and unreasonable by losing his eyes, so the followers must have faith in themselves. [17] He would remove them until he had only two left, because at that point, he "will have fallen from the heavens". [18] Losing these eyes also meant losing his memories; once they are all but gone, Bambi will never remember his old life again, and his powers will never unfold.[19][20]
Madden delivered this prophecy to the Bambi religion, but this information quickly made them paranoid and riled them up into a mass state of panic, not wanting to believe that this was true. [21] Some time during Bambi removing his eyes, an artifact written by an unknown speaker describes his gradual descent from wisdom, saying that he "used to be reasonable" and "going to heaven was a right", but not anymore as he's becoming less wise - and the Bambi religion did not want anyone to know about it, or Madden for that matter. [22] After Madden's attempted execution for falsifying prophecies [23], the religion became cutthroat in their rules, banning any discussion of "the Madden prophet", the Golden One, or the unnameable one, lest one be cast to the fiery pits of hell. [24] The repeat references to heaven and hell indicate that the religion has a concept of an afterlife, and at one time, anyone who perhaps followed Bambi would be guaranteed heaven; however, this was no longer possible once he began losing his eyes. There is no specific given reason for why Bambi didn't save Madden besides "gods are weird as [censored] in that regard" [25], perhaps meaning that he was too far gone to be able to at the point in time the execution happened.
At an unknown point in time, Bambi ceased communication with his religion. His last known conversation with the followers was to tell them to [censored] off". Most likely during or after this, Bambi has completely forgotten about his role as a god, and some time later takes residence in Fort Geraldson, Georgia, steals Zardy's maze, becomes a corn farmer, and meets Dave in no specific order.
Replied on: January 8, 2026 at 5:11:25 AM
u got it bud!! i’ll give dnb a listen cinnabro.. / 
keep nerd-ing out, bud. even if i don’t understand what u just sent. #slow
so what i'm hearing rn is dat.. u wanna be pals, and that i make good jokes and tha- (this is all lighthearted). THANK YUO!!!! ur ponies are so awesome, i must study under microscope!! u and ur other rvb pals are wondrous!! pls don't be afraid to freely int. 
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i think i lost interest in pt a little little bit… IDK THO
do you wabt my bambi stuff and dave lore
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2. IM NOT FAT SPECIAL U FAT SPECIAL 
get out of my ata fatty
should i base them all off pee 🥹
